HELP! I’M TRAPPED IN THE CORPORATE WORLD AND I CAN’T GET OUT!!!!
I am currently sitting in an Aeron chair in front of a 19″ flat screen LCD and 19″ monitor attached to a brand new DELL system. Code fragments and computer comands are being forced through my fingers.
This whole thing is a mistake. I’m suppose to be an actor on a movie set somewhere. Sombody please HELP!!!!
Now, do I have to quote Shakespeare? You’re actually a patient who imagines himself trapped in a corporate world. Each day the staff marvels that you never break character. If the Tony voters could only see you, you’d win hands down for male lead performance.
(Ignore me, my delusion is that I’m a writer trapped as a system administrator.)
If that is the case, I’m tired of this show and of my character. I have been type casted into this role and want out of my contract!!!
I’m talking to my lawyer!