10. My feet are wet ’cause I just took a shower. I hope she doesn’t think I have sweaty feet.
9. I hope she doesn’t think my feet are nasty. I do need a pedicure…
8. I should’ve worn newer underwear.
7. Damn, I just remembered my underwear is tattered.
6. I wonder if she has ever had clients with nasty skin problems.
5. I hope I’m not one of those clients.
(legs folded like a pretzel, lifted in the air and twisted backwards 45 degrees)
4. This position could be kinky if it didn’t hurt like hell.
3. Even though it hurts, don’t scream like a girl.
2. I wonder if she can tell I work out a lot.
1. This is the best massage I have ever had!
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