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Halloween Horror

When Heather and I left tonight to go visit some friends, the first drizzle had appeared - signaling in the fall season in southern California. We were a little worried since our new roof is not yet complete so we put a tarp over some of the boxes we had in the upstairs sun room which was exposed to the outside since the siding had been removed. We then headed out expecting a nice evening with friends. In the middle of dinner, after I had consumed my first martini and was well into my first beer, the rain started to really come down pounding on the streets and the rooftops. Heather started to get really worried because she was afraid our ceilings would get ruined. I shrugged the whole thing off thinking that there wasn’t anything we could do. After a couple minutes of debating the situation, Heather decided that she wanted to leave to check the house. I decided that I would go with her. So we cut our evening short and left.

Rain poured down from the sky on our drive home and the windshield wipers had difficulty in keeping a clear view of the road. The roads themselves were slick and the divider lines blended into the asphalt under sheets of water.

When we arrived home we quickly checked each room. The living room was ok. Our renovated dining room was ok (what a relief). Then I heard Heather yell, “We’ve got a huge problem”. I went into the kitchen and to my horror saw water dripping from different parts of the ceiling. Heather opened up the cabinets and brown water was dripping all over our clean dishes and glasses. We moved to the back porch and discovered a small waterfall flowing from the ceiling on the back porch and in the bathroom. We went upstairs and found water dripping in the upstairs bathroom and in the second bedroom as well.

We had a small disaster on our hands.

We scrambled around the house for buckets and I climbed up into the attic to see if I could contain the water up there. When I was in the attic I found water dripping from the roof, but not in huge quantities. Heather handed me paint trays and I put them under the leaks in the roof. Heather told me the problem was actually in the crawlspace that was above the kitchen and back porch. As I was investigating the problem, Heather yelled “The ceiling is coming down in the kitchen! Get a bucket quick!” I ran downstairs with a bucket to find that the dripping was turning into a steady stream of brown water pissing from the ceiling. At that point I decided I needed to get onto the roof and cover the unfinished roof with plastic. Heather called our contractor.

Heather wanted to get into the crawlspace with buckets to contain the water. I wanted to go out the second story window onto the unfinished part of the roof. I quickly moved boxes out from the crawl space and we put buckets in there to catch the water. Then I dismantled the window and tried to put a big piece of plastic on the roof. I was going to nail the plastic down but Heather didn’t want me out on the roof since it was raining.

After some time our contractor and his father showed up to asses the situation. They then proceeded out the window and onto the roof with a big piece of plastic. They nailed the plastic down and told us they would be back tomorrow to finish the roof installation. They were very kind. They had even called earlier when we were out to tell us it was raining.

So now we have a HUGE mess. The ceilings need to be replaced in two rooms. They had to be replaced anyway, but now the need is more urgent. All our dishes need to be washed and the cabinets need to be cleaned and dried out.

Fun.

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Tell me about your locks…

Heather just called me a minute ago to tell me that a buff hispanic guy named “Koy” with tattoos and a rottweiler was walking down the sidewalk and stopped to talk to her. He kindly asked her about what kind of locks we have on the house, what kind of windows we have and if we had any dogs. She didn’t tell him of course, but the whole thing seems a little strange. He says he’s working on one of Bernie Mac’s house, or Bernie Mac’s producer house, which is in the neighborhood. It sounds like he was casing the security on our place.

Time to upgrade our security system and locks…

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Creepy…

It’s 5am.

15min ago I woke up to the sound of our dog barking. I had to use the bathroom so I went downstairs and decided to see what nonsense our dog was barking at. When I looked outside, to my shock and surprise, I saw a person in our yard wearing an orange jump suit holding a lighter to the ground. My heart skipped. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Maybe I was half asleep or dreaming? I thought, is this the gas company? The person stood up and was holding some papers. They quickly opened the gate and left. The way they moved and their build suggested it was a skinny woman. I’m not sure. I tried to see where this person was going but they seemed to dissappear.

Completely weird.

Now I’m up looking around outside to see if they come back. I’m not sure what to do if they do except yell at them or try to chase them down, or go out there with a crowbar or my martial arts sword, or what?

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Another tale from the ‘hood

Today we came home early this evening, parked our car in the back and went out to the front yard. As we were tending to the yard we realized that there was a padlock on our front gate.

We didn’t put it there.

Some asshole or some kid, probably thought it would be funny to lock our gate thinking that we wouldn’t be able to get in our yard when we returned home. Guess they didn’t realize we have a back gate.

To solve the problem, I went to the local hardware store and bought some big bolt-cutters and cut the damn padlock off the gate.

Fun times living in the ‘hood.

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